At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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