Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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