You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Can Purell be used as lube?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
if only i could text you this smell
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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