And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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