My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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