Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
did you just send me my own nude
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize
