Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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