I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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