at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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