guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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