Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
