I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
birth control should be required to get into college
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
