Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
