Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
someone threw a dead crab at me
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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