dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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