ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
