I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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