Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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