problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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