he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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