You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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