We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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