I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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