Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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