Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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