just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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