dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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