My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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