69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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