UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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