I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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