HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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