It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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