I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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