Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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