that's an acceptable place to lick
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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