I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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