She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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