Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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