Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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