Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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