I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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