her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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