sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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