Me. At least after what I've been through.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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