my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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