Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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