butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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