how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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