my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Party on wayne
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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