Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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