i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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