imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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