It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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